HO HO HO...HOLY NO!!

If you want a watch for you or another – don’t buy cheap and nasty or stupid and useless, buy something like a Breil Milano watch and keep it forever. And whatever you do – please refrain from buying a watch that is Christmas embellished. The occasion is brief and you will feel very bad wearing this in the summer – believe me! I made the rotten mistake of wearing baubles as earrings to a ball once… in March (ok i was 9 – probably the mothers fault) but still had people reminding me Christmas was over – yes I’m 9… not stupid, they’re giant studs!

Santas Breakfast!